Keeper of the Clown Bell

Trump – Kicked Jeb!’s ass twice and cannonballed into the GOP Pool. In all honesty, he wins.
Dr. – A fine man. I’d love to see him as President but I’ll probably have to settle for Surgeon General.
Cruz – Badass. As always.
Cherub – Wonderful young man. Very optimistic.
! – “I’m at 41%, you’re at 3%, you used to be standing here next to me, soon you’ll be of the stage,”
Carly – Everyone’s had a boss like Carly.
Christ – Will be the greatest Attorney General in American history
Hands – There is something seriously wrong with this guy.
The Professor – He’s a true believer and I love him for it.

Look at my hands